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Guide: How to Watch VR Porn on Your PSVR

*Sigh* We always knew this day would come but we were not prepared to do it: Yes, we’re writing a guide to help you access VR porn on your PSVR. No, we’re not proud of ourselves, but who are we to turn away the free traffic from horny men and women across the world looking for their fix of VR goodies? So, without further foreplay, let’s get stuck in:

What You’ll Need

PS4 (duh)
PlayStation VR (duh…)
USB Stick (formatted to FAT32 or exFAT)
Laptop or personal computer
Lack of dignity (optional, this can totally be done with dignity if you’re confident enough.)
Closed curtains
Lubrication of choice (water-based is best.)

How to Get VR Porn on PlayStation VR

Step 1: You’re gonna need some of the actual material first, so find yourself some VR porn. No, we’re not going to link to it here, being a family friendly site and all that, but we’ll tell you what you need to do. You’ll want a video that’s filmed in 360-degrees and is in 2D mono; PSVR doesn’t support 3D playback, at least not yet.

Step 2: Once you’ve obtained the material, you need to move it to your seedy little memory stick of filth (or are we the only ones who have such a USB stick?) and put it in an easily marked folder. Might be worth naming the folder something like “types of soil” to keep prying eyes away.

Step 3: Take the USB to your PS4 and plug it into the free USB slot on the front of the console; the other one should be in use by the PSVR’s breakout box.

Step 4: Make sure your PS4 Media Player app is up to date. If it’s not version 2.50, hit the options button and select “check for update” to get the latest version. Without version 2.50, you won’t have VR support.

Step 5: Once you’ve got the Media Player up and running, you’ll be able to browse the contents of your USB drive and find your smutty movie. Find it and press play.

Step 6: Make sure you put the Media Player into VR mode, otherwise it’s not going to work and you’ll just be another dude with a headset to his face with his pants around his ankles. (Yes, we’re assuming that it’s mostly the male part of the population googling this right now.)

Step 7: Apply lubricat- actually, we don’t need to tell you how to go about your business. You’re probably very adept at it by now.

Tip: With the PSVR headset on and earphones plugged into your head, you’ll be transformed to a world of money shots, boobs, golden showers, and more. However, the real world will still be going on around you, so we suggest you take reasonable measures. Lock the door, close the windows, make sure you’re alone, otherwise you might pull off your headset and find your mother, father, girlfriend, neighbour, etc., staring down at their sticky shoes in disbelief.

Chris has been writing about gaming news for far too long, and now he’s doing it even more. A true PlayStation know-it-all, Chris has owned just about every Sony console that ever existed. Trophies are like crack to this fella.
3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. خرید سکه پوکمون

    1st November 2016 at 1:37 pm

    wow . great , thanks

  2. R Walker

    17th November 2016 at 1:48 am

    PS3 Media Server works great if you want to avoid going the external storage route.

  3. James

    30th November 2016 at 3:21 am

    LOL: I know where to get great VR porn if any one needs to know 🙂

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