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Oh Lord, There’s a Sony E3 Headline Generator and It’s Actually Spot-On

Pre-E3 is always a bit of a weird time but this year’s even weirder. There’s a neat little thing on Sony’s official PlayStation community forums that generates likely headlines coming out of the platform holder’s E3 presser.

We’ve given it a spin and, to be fair, it’s actually gotten a few guilty giggles from us. Here’s some of the headlines that we got when we spun the generator:

“IN RESPONSE TO MICROSOFT JOINING #BREXIT STAY CAMPAIGN, SONY ANNOUNCE NEW CRASH BANDICOOT TO ONLY BE RELEASED IF LEAVE PASSES.”

“ADAM BOYES, SHUHEI YOSHIDA, SHAWN LAYDEN AND ANDREW HOUSE ANNOUNCE THE FORMATION OF A NEW BOY BAND AND THEIR DEBUT ALBUM ‘ALL WORK & NO PLAY’.”

“SONY SPEND 30 MINUTES ANNOUNCING THEIR ORIGINAL TV CONTENT FOR PLAYSTATION PLUS SUBSCRIBERS.”

“MARK CERNY, NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY PEGGLE 2 JUMPS IN THE AIR ON STAGE, TO ANNOUNCE KNACK 2 – YOU GOT THE KNACK.”

“Yes, we want Knack 2 – You Got The Knack. Please. For the love of all that is sacred in this world, more bloody Knack!” – Nobody, ever. You can give the generator a go for yourself by going here.

Chris has been writing about gaming news for far too long, and now he’s doing it even more. A true PlayStation know-it-all, Chris has owned just about every Sony console that ever existed. Trophies are like crack to this fella.
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