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Telltale Publishing’s 7 Days to Die Trophies Want to Teach You Some History Lessons

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There’s a new zombie game coming to consoles this summer. No, this isn’t 2008, the height of all-things zombies, it’s actually still 2016 and the game is 7 Days to Die.

The game is currently in Early Access on Steam but that hasn’t stopped Telltale Games from publishing the indie survival horror game for PS4 and Xbox One. We’ve got ourselves the list of trophies/achievements for the upcoming zombie-slaying simulator and they’re actually quite smart. History buffs will instantly recognise more than a few of the references in the trophy descriptions, but those who decided to smoke cigarettes behind the bike shed instead of attending class may need to hit up Wikipedia.

100% Clear (Platinum)
This is the platinum trophy and is unlocked automatically when all the trophies have been unlocked

Cause he’s the Ax Man
Craft your first Stone Ax

Good in the sack
Place your first bedroll, old bed or king sized bed

Playing Doctor
Stop a critical bleed-out with a bandage, first aid bandage or first aid kit

Handy Man
Craft your first wood frame

The Homestead Act
Place your first Land Claim

Alexander Bell
Craft 50 Items

Benjamin Franklin
Craft 500 Items

Henry Ford
Craft 1500 Items

Thomas Edison
Craft 5000 Items

The Grave Digger
Kill 10 zombies

The Embalmer
Kill 100 zombies

The Mortician
Kill 500 zombies

The Funeral Director
Kill 2500 zombies

Kill 10 Players

Julius Caesar
Kill 100 other players

Genghis Khan
Kill 500 other players

Alexander the Great
Kill 2500 other players

Christopher Columbus
Travel 10 Kilometers

Ferdinand Magellan
Travel 50 Kilometers

Marco Polo
Travel 250 Kilometers

Neil Armstrong
Travel 1000 Kilometers

Bite the Dust
Die 5 Times

Knock em Dead
Die 25 Times

Your Number’s Up
Die 100 Times

Meet Your Maker
Die 500 Times

Alive and Kicking
Reached 125 in Wellness

Fit as a Fiddle
Reached 150 in Wellness

Healthy as a Horse
Reached 175 in Wellness

The Picture of Good Health
Reached 200 in Wellness

Scored 10 in a Single Game

Scored 50 in a Single Game

Scored 250 in a Single Game

Scored 500 in a Single Game

Scored 1000 in a Single Game

On Top of the World
Get up to the 255 meter height in a game

Dig Deep
Get down to 3 meters or bedrock in a game

The Polar Bare Club
Be naked, feels like temperature 0° or lower, and 100% wet

Dirty Larry
Kill 44 punks with a 44 magnum

Evil Knievel
Break your leg

Brush with Death
50 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game

Near Death Experience
150 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game

Cheated Death
500 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game

Nearly Immortal
1250 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game

7 Days to Die will release on PS4 and Xbox One this June 28th. It’s available for pre-order from Amazon for the budget price of $29.99. We’ll be reviewing the game around the time of release, so if you want to see what we think before putting your money down on what could turn out to be a rotting pile of poo, maybe check back with us in a few weeks time.

Chris has been writing about gaming news for far too long, and now he’s doing it even more. A true PlayStation know-it-all, Chris has owned just about every Sony console that ever existed. Trophies are like crack to this fella.

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