What follows is an incoming transmission originating from somewhere between Earth and Mars:
“Greetings, fleshy Earth beings. Cryptosporidium 137 here, delivering a message on behalf of the Furon Empire: You are all going to be destroyed.
To show you how much fun I will have, bringing the final elimination to you, I have created a new audio-video transmission to let you learn the Furon ways of destruction. Our research has proven, species who are familiar with the several ways of being exterminated, are 27% less likely to resist. So please watch the transmission several times to learn all different methods of being annihilated – we do not want you to be afraid when the invasion begins on July 28th, 2020 on the humanoid entertainment systems PC, PlayStation®4, and Xbox One™!
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Chris has been writing about gaming news for far too long, and now he’s doing it even more. A true PlayStation know-it-all, Chris has owned just about every Sony console that ever existed. Trophies are like crack to this fella. (Bronze trophies, that is – he only has one Platinum.)