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Touching a God’s Giant Genitals Helps You Get Up in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

I wrote about boobies a couple days ago, so it’s time I gave you a little something different.

If you have been on the internet for longer than 30 seconds or had a friend who spikes their emails with random nudity, you have seen your share of large members. In Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, you can climb one. There is a statue of the king of the Greek Pantheon, Zeus, holding a lightning bolt, while also being mostly nude. The lightning bolt is a synchonization point, so you will be face to face with his heavenly member on your way to opening up the map.

We have a video for both Alexios (YouTube channel Video Game 52) and Kassandra (YouTube channel Zanar Aesthetics) as they clash with his titan. They say the same line, but it’s good to know they both think it might not be a load bearing structure.

If you have pre-ordered the next entry in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, you will be getting a headstart on this adventure into ancient Greece. The rest of us will have to wait until October 5th to venture into Ubisoft’s next evolution of this series.

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